The Blue Glow

Ugh. It was just a meta-book, known for emitting a blue glow. But wait, it says, 'Beware of Jork Frequencies'. Being an avid follower of technological developments, you know that Jork Frequencies were developed by Bill Grates to turn anything mechanical into an attack mechanism! Something about self-defense... You better steer clear of mechanical animals. You see an uprooted tree in the distance to your left... and a pair of eyes staring at you from the right.